Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

About Grease Monkey Strain

Grease Monkey is the love child of two astronomical strains every true stoner should know like the back of their hand. Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream have been mashed together to produce a powerhouse of tasty treat meets major, and lengthy, cerebral satisfaction.

The almighty Gorilla Glue #4 has more than earned its spot in the who’s who of Indica dominant hybrids.  Legendary for breaking the THC barrier in the entire Canna-Verse (yes it’s a made up word)

Gorilla Glue #4 reigns supreme in the cannabis market. Even while sporting that hint of diesel fuel aroma, this strain still remains the favorite of experienced smokers looking to rehash the strong and long lasting highs of yesteryear.

Who could say no to a smoking bowl of Cookies and Cream? It is a perfect pairing of Starfighter, and Girl Scout Cookies, whipped together in a creamy vanilla swirl. Cookies and Cream invites positive affirmations, chill vibes, and a peaceful mind.

Grease Monkey is a phenomenal blend of strains. The unlikely marriage of Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream is possibly one of the greatest love stories in the history of weed. Grease monkey with its diesel aroma and subtle nutty vanilla flavor, is a “YES, PLEASE!” for sure! Gimmie some of that Funky Monkey!

Effects of Grease Monkey Feminized

Grease Monkey is a creeping headhunter. The hybrid begins by slowly wrapping itself around the brain, flowing in like a river of kind bud warmth, dispersing like molasses throughout the whole body.  – almost kinky –

The high settles in for the long haul allowing muscles to relax with ease. This strain is a happy healer indeed!

We can all agree that most us stoners are looking for more than just a physical high. We want to get our minds blown, and our faces melted by some kind of far-out external stimuli. We want to be able to hear our heartbeats. We enjoy the giggles, and the munchies, with all of the exterior ganga pleasures and 420 culture. Grease Monkey does all that and more!

So, if euphorically lazy days are what you crave, Grease Monkey will get you there. Be ready for a slow and steady ride that is slightly lifted and guided by Grease Monkey that knows where it’s going, but will take its time getting there.

Smell and Taste of Grease Monkey Feminized

The sweet skunky aroma associated with Grease Monkey will shake awake all of your senses. The caryophyllene and other terpenes as well as limonene, myrcene, and some others give this righteous strain it’s unusual and alluring bouquet of scents, no doubt appreciated by most weed appreciators.

Grease Monkey begins with a beautiful sweetness to begin, then comes around full circle to a skunky finish. This extremely unusual and quite enchanting terpene profile are over-the-top unique making Grease Monkey truly unlike any other strains.

Growing Grease Monkey Strain

Growing Grease Monkey is as easy as a Sunday morning. It is the perfect strain for beginner growers due to its extraordinary resilience and ability to be grown indoors or outdoors.

Expect her to grow to about a medium height and plan accordingly! Expect beautifully fluffy nuggets of trichrome-laden bud that will impress even the haughtiest of cannabis connoisseurs.

Growers agree that a “sea of green” method is best when it comes to growing Grease Monkey allowing for a canopy of beautiful buds. The hardest but not so hard task for growing this strain is controlling the humidity and temperature levels since there is nothing worse than stale, dried-up, conditions. Surely, it goes without saying – that we don’t need the mold.

Following proper growing steps should produce 400–500g/m² assuming your space allows for that yield.

Proceed with caution when cultivating out in the open in the early stages. Grease Monkey is a late bloomer and requires a long growing season. As always, it is wise to keep a watchful red eye over your plants, constantly checking for spiders, and mites.  Happy growing All!

How to Germinate Your Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

PLEASE follow these 3 simple steps for best results: 

1) Empty your Grease Monkey cannabis seed from the capsule you received in a cup of purified room-temperature water. Don’t worry if it sinks or floats.

2) Place container in a dark warm place (like a kitchen cabinet) for 6-24 hours, but no longer! You do NOT want a long and very delicate tap root to be growing at this stage-

3) After the 6-24 hours- gently scoop out the seed with a spoon and place/cover in 1/2” deep in good potting soil or preferably in a soaked Jiffy pellet/peat pellet (buy Jiffy pellets from Amazon or local hardware/garden store).

* Keep the soil/pellet moist (not soaked) and warm under the sun or your grow lights

* Seedling should sprout within 4-12 days. Be patient!!! They will sprout!!

* Take a bong hit and enjoy the ride!

Side Note: Some suggest germinating cannabis seeds using a wet paper towel on a plate/tweezer method. We find that this method is not the best for cannabis seeds because paper towels dry out quickly and getting the germinating seeds out of the paper towel can be clumsy damaging the seedling. Using tweezers can be dangerous as soaked seeds are much more fragile. We like to play it safe and germinate cannabis seeds using purified water and jiffy pellets which are specifically designed to easily germinate seeds.

Any questions contact us here!

Grow Well My Friend!

A little bit about Feminized Marijuana Seeds

Today feminized seeds are what can be regarded as ‘‘hot cake’’ amongst the cannabis growers not only in the United States but also all over the world. The popularity of their origins is due to their capacity to yield quality buds. These seeds are genetically modified to guarantee the production of only female plants. This eliminates the risk due to the existence of the male plants of fertilizing the female ones and hence decreasing their overall output.

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